Drugs, Boys, Hollywood~

eatsleepdraw: By A. L. Ashbaugh, 2011. 10”x7”;...

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 04:40:47 -0400

By A. L. Ashbaugh, 2011. 10”x7”; Watercolor.

This. Is. Beautiful. I’d love to frame it and put it on my wall.

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science hasWith GOD ,...

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 01:49:02 -0400

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has
With GOD , the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and …

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor : So, you Believe in GOD?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD Good?

Student : Sure.

Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?

Student : Yes.

Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent)

Professor : You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?

Student : Yes.

Professor : Is Satan good?

Student : No.

Professor : Where does Satan come from?

Student : From… GOD…

Professor : That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?

Student : Yes.

Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor : So who created evil?

(Student did not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor : So, who Created them ?

(Student had no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you. Tell me, son… Have you ever Seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD , Tasted your GOD , Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.

Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?

Professor : Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?

Professor : Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t…

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don’t have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can’t go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?

Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn’t Darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, Darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor : So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.

Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life, just the Absence of it
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?

Professor :If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor’s Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s Brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?…
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that You have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your Lectures?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.

Student : That is it sir… Exactly !
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.

That student was Albert Einstein.

Nostalgia anyone?

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 01:18:33 -0400

Nostalgia anyone?

Photo

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 01:17:48 -0400

I’ll cut you.

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 01:14:57 -0400

I’ll cut you.

Fucking. Delicious.

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 13:06:10 -0400

Fucking. Delicious.

That’s why you can evolve an Eevee into 5 different...

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 12:29:55 -0400

That’s why you can evolve an Eevee into 5 different things. Personal preference, man.

"There is a duck In my coffee"

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 06:28:20 -0400

“There is a duck In my coffee”

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I’M BACK

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 06:04:05 -0400

I’M BACK

Jesse Keraly > Life itself He is the solo artist behind...

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 06:00:19 -0400

Jesse Keraly > Life itself

He is the solo artist behind Halfway Desertes, an acoustic project, I think he is downright delicious. He’s also extremley friendly. I love, love, love, his music too. drools

MEANWHILE in my life.

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 05:57:07 -0400

I’m back from my tumblr break while it was long lived, I don’t give a fuck but anyway ill be posting new shit regularly. Enjoy~

I wanted to tell you that you, Sarah (my Sarah), and Katie are my support system through me not feeling good right yet. It's another reason I contacted you the other night. I need you, because you're the person who knows me best. I thought I'd put this here for you instead of texting it to you this late. It's 2:30AM. You don't even need to publish this. I need to thank you for listening to me. No one else would be willing to take my bullshit like you. <3 That's why I still trust you.

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 12:51:08 -0500

Awhh<3

ih8religion: HUGE fucking LOL!

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 23:01:42 -0500

ih8religion:

HUGE fucking LOL!

You wish

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 22:35:09 -0500

Damn skippy~

"I’m always going to be here, even if I hate your guts. You would find a way to get a hold of..."

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 22:32:35 -0500

“I’m always going to be here, even if I hate your guts. You would find a way to get a hold of me, I’m not a cunt. I never have been. You are my best friend out of everyone, who knows me the best. So I’m always going to look out for you, and take people out if I have to to make you happy. I say this, because I care about you. Not like I used to, but like a best friend would. Best friend isn’t even a word that cuts it. Sleep well Jace, and Blake is a jack ass for hurting you and lying to you. Though he lied to us all. Hell, I didn’t watch the oscars for you to just talk to you.Just feel better. It’s not something worth being torn up about.
If I could get over everything between you and I, you can get over Blake. Be strong, because I know deep down you are. Don’t let words hurt you, don’t let petty shit put your panties in a bunch, be you despite what society wants you to be. Be what you want. Do what you want. Punch a bitch out. It doesn’t pertain to the matter but I’m giving you the best advice I can ^
If people don’t like you, they’re not worth your time or patients. Fuck them. Once you let go of what people think of you, you will feel so free and weightless.
Take a shit in the middle of the street if that’s what makes you happy.”

- From the (cant even think of a word to describe how i feel about her) Friend anyone could ever ask for. You know who you are. Thank you i really needed this. I love you~

Suck my dick.

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 21:59:07 -0500

Lick my pussy.

darkangelcejna: Taken with instagram My Best Friend...

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 21:25:00 -0500

darkangelcejna:

Taken with instagram

My Best Friend lookin’ soo Adorable~

You have a heart, so you'd feel bad. -.- And I can punch, I just didn't use my full strength.

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 21:21:43 -0500

Hamster lady c:

Nope. You love me, so you wouldn't. You can scare them away if you wish though. If you steal them, it results in me punching you where you don't want to be punched. :3

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 18:30:27 -0500

It wont hurt because you punch like a gerbil

We should move to Hollywood together :3 As friends of course :3 And go clubbing and all that shit and you can watch me fall down in high heels :D

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 18:24:35 -0500

…AndYou can watch me Steal all of your BoyToys~ c:<